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Old 05-17-2011   #1
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49ers second-round draft pick Colin Kaepernick had penile surgery after the draft.

The newest San Francisco resident decided to take full advantage of the current lockout. The 49ers were aware of the procedure, which is not expected to have any long-term effects on Kaepernick and will not linger into the season.

"It's nothing serious at all," Kaepernick said in a phone interview.

Kaepernick declined to go into details about the rumors that led to the procedure, but he said his reputation around campus was bothering him toward the end of his 2010 season. Kaepernick played through his shortcomings for the final four games, then went to the Senior Bowl and the scouting combine. His inadequencies did not seem to affect him. Indeed, Kaepernick's showing at Senior Bowl practices in late January boosted his draft stock as he ran a 4.53-second 40-yard dash at the February combine, mostly attributed to his lack of weight and flopityness compared to other similar sized players.

"For me, going through the end of the season and then on to the Senior Bowl and everything - there wasn't any time to get it handled," Kaepernick said.
"After getting through all that, it was finally time to get to the source of the problem. Now I'm slayin B's like I'm 'spost too."


Glad to see that this boost of confidence might clear his mind and have an awesome rookie season.
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49ers quarterback and future all-time greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football in the NFL Colen Kapernick's massive penis is allegedly because of the surgery performed that is known as penile enhancement is really no big deal. Many people have opinionated that Kapernick is somehow less of a man because of due to the fact that he was too small in the penis area when he was in college but that was all just opinion.

If anything, Colen Kapernick is now following in the great tradition of 49ers quarterbacks ala Joe Montana and Steve Young and Alax Smith because he was willing to go the extra mile to even get his penis enlarged so he could be a better quarterback for the team. Like Ronnie Lott when he cut off his pinkie so he could play in the Super Bowl and win an NFL championship for all of the fans of San Francisco Colen Kapernick is a new legend that can use his size to carry the team because there's nothing he won't do to prove that he is a new kind of quarterback that the whole NFL will respect for what he's done to improve his body as an athletic specimen.
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