And Idea for Jordan;
Since arguing with him is pointless, as he'll never concede a point, I have a proposal. Every time he posts something, simply quote it and reply with "el oh el". Then, to top that off, click his reputation button, and give him negative feedback, and again, simply type "el oh el". It'll be funny to us, and maybe he'll just go away. Plus, his horrible reputation will make anyone who's not familiar with him know right away how he stands here.
I'm sending copies of this to everyone who's posted in the Hearst forum, except for Jordan and Evan, for obvious reasons.